Your relationship with an app will probably go through a lifecycle something like this.
· Anticipation – you're looking forward to getting the app or being authorized to use it
· Disappointment – Too high expectations
· Resignation – Guess you'd better get used to it
· Acclimatization – It's not that bad after all
· Frustration – It's habits are annoying me more and more
· Alienation – The thrill has gone
Seeing as all relationships seem to come with a 'best before date', it'll probably end up ugly.